Big, small, living, dead, animate, inanimate, past, present, abstract, physical, global, local – literally anything you like, as long as it doesn’t take too many words to name it – what would it be?
Myself I’m torn between poverty, disease, religion, shoes and Chelsea FC.
What about you? Best answer award will consider witty reasoning and originality of thought. Also jocular pisstaking is encouraged as I’d like this to be fun.
chelsea fc









